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Miracle Cream 2.0

Price range: $40.00 through $150.00
Price range: $28.00 through $105.00

Formula UPGRADED August 2026!

Miracle Cream 2.0 is the next generation of our award-winning topical. Same price, twice the formula. We added 3 new cannabinoids and increased milligram counts across every size.

6 total cannabinoids in a PLO gel base for deep absorption.

  • CBD – Helps soothe irritated skin, ease muscle and joint discomfort, and reduce localized inflammation.
  • CBC – Helps moderate inflammation at the application site and supports healthy skin cell turnover.
  • CBG – Supports skin balance and comfort. Helps calm irritation while promoting a healthy skin barrier.
  • CBN – Helps ease localized nerve pain, calm inflamed skin, and support tired muscles and joints.
  • CBDV – Known to help calm skin irritation, alleviate nerve pain, and support the skin barrier.
  • CBT – Provides antioxidant protection against cellular stress in the skin, supporting skin tone and resilience.
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Description

The Award-Winning Lotion Now Upgraded!

What Changed in 2.0

The original Miracle Cream won 1st Place at the 2022 Errl Cup Topical Competition. Version 2.0 builds on that award-winning formula with three additional cannabinoids, higher total milligrams across the board, and an updated carrier system for improved absorption.

Six Cannabinoids, One Cream

Miracle Cream 2.0 delivers six active cannabinoids in every pump. We use broad-spectrum and isolate CBD to maintain a 100% THC-free product.

  • CBD (Cannabidiol) – The most well-researched cannabinoid. Applied topically, it helps soothe irritated skin, ease muscle and joint discomfort, and reduce localized inflammation.
  • CBC (Cannabichromene) – Helps moderate inflammation at the application site, supports healthy skin cell turnover, and works with other cannabinoids to enhance topical relief.
  • CBG (Cannabigerol) – Supports skin balance and comfort. Helps calm redness and irritation while promoting a healthy skin barrier.
  • CBN (Cannabinol) – Helps ease localized discomfort, relieve some types of nerve pain, calm inflamed skin, and support recovery in tired muscles and joints.
  • CBDV (Cannabidivarin) – Known to help calm skin irritation, moderate localized inflammation, alleviate nerve pain, support the skin barrier, and soothe discomfort at the application site. Structurally similar to CBD and non-intoxicating.
  • CBT (Cannabitriol) – Known to help provide antioxidant protection against cellular stress in the skin, moderate localized inflammation, and support skin tone and resilience.

These compounds each possess their own unique properties, but combined they produce an effect greater than the sum of their parts. Together they deliver soothing, anti-inflammatory support for skin health, muscle and joint comfort, and recovery at the application site.

The Ingredients

Contains: Lotion base, PLO gel, broad spectrum CBD, aloe, shea butter, borneol, safflower oil, glyceryl stearate, CNC, CBG, peppermint, menthol, poly 80, CBN, CBDV, CBT, oleic acid, golden jojoba oil, argan oil, IPM.

What Miracle Cream 2.0 Helps With

  • Arthritis symptom relief
  • Muscle and joint relief
  • Headache calming
  • Dry or damaged skin
  • Surface skin injuries and abrasions
  • Acne
  • Tattoo aftercare

Total Active Cannabinoids by Size

Size CBD CBC CBG CBN CBDV CBT
Small (15ml) 450mg 150mg 150mg 60mg 60mg 60mg
Medium (50ml) 1,500mg 500mg 500mg 200mg 200mg 200mg
Large (100ml) 3,000mg 1,000mg 1,000mg 400mg 400mg 400mg

How Long Does a Bottle Last?

Usage varies. Someone managing widespread muscle pain or arthritis might use 6–8 pumps per session. Someone applying it for occasional headaches may only use 1–3 pumps when symptoms appear.

Based on 8 pumps per day (high end for the average user):

  • Small (15ml): ~10 days
  • Medium (50ml): ~31 days
  • Large (100ml): ~62 days (best value)

One pump yields approximately 0.2ml. If you are not using it daily, a bottle lasts considerably longer.

Suggested Use

Massage 1 pump into temples as desired, or apply 3–4 pumps anywhere on your body. Keep away from eyes.

The Delivery System

Active ingredients are only as effective as their delivery. Miracle Cream 2.0 uses PLO gel as its primary transdermal carrier, supported by IPM (Isopropyl Myristate) and borneol to drive cannabinoids through the skin barrier quickly. Glyceryl stearate and poly 80 stabilize the emulsion so ingredients stay evenly distributed from first pump to last.

Supporting Ingredients

Shea Butter – Moisturizes and nourishes with vitamins and fatty acids. Soothes irritated skin and helps reduce the appearance of fine lines.

Aloe – Hydrates and cools. Soothes sunburn and irritation and supports skin elasticity.

Safflower Oil – Rich in omega-6 fatty acids. Nourishes the skin barrier and improves texture.

Peppermint & Menthol – Provides a cooling sensation on contact. Helps relieve muscle aches, headaches, and itching.

Oleic Acid – A fatty acid that softens skin and helps other ingredients penetrate more effectively.

Golden Jojoba Oil – Closely mimics the skin’s natural sebum. Balances oil production without clogging pores.

Argan Oil – Rich in essential fatty acids and antioxidants. Deeply moisturizes and helps improve skin firmness.

Borneol – A terpene with analgesic properties that enhances absorption of other active compounds.

CNC – Supports formulation stability and texture.

Additional information

CBD

450 mg

CBG

150 mg

CBC

150 mg

Weight

Large (100ml): 6,200mg Total Cannabinoids, Medium (50ml): 3,100mg Total Cannabinoids, Small (15ml): 930mg Total Cannabinoids

CBN

60 mg

CBDV

60 mg

CBT

60 mg

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Jodi H

Love the lotion you make! I have suffered from neuropathy in my feet for years and the lotion brings me such wonderful relief. I use it every morning and again at night. It is not greasy and doesn’t leave your hands smelly or greasy. Thanks so much for making such a wonderful product!

Susan K

Stupid Sleep helps me fall asleep and stay asleep. Love it!

Rebecca H

Miracle Cream has been working good for me. The pain in my foot goes away almost instantly when I use it. Thank you

Susan K

I have had fibromyalgia for a very long time. That comes with sleep difficulties. I have to say the Happy Hippie Stupid Sleep has been a life changer for me. Add to that the fabulous customer service and this company gets a big YES from me!

Cliff A

“I have tried many other tinctures and
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Jessica P

I’m a very busy Massage Therapist in Prescott valley and Happy Hippie made me a miracle cream my clients LOVE! I take his oil blends daily for anxiety and pain. It’s literally the best I’ve tried and I’ve tried so many! I’ll be a customer for life!

Jackie M

Absolutely LOVE the lotions and the relief tincture!!! On my feet a lot at work so my knees hurt by the end if the day but I use the lotion and my pain is gone! Highly recommend!

Nikki L

The Bad Tummy Tincture is awesome! Made my nausea go away and I was able to eat.

Jonathan B

My wife tried so many products to help her nausea and headaches during her pregnancy but after trying the Bad Tummy and the Relief Tinctures it was such a world of difference in her day to day functions. Also the miracle cream has helped with so many aches including my back that has been hurting since a moto accident. Definitely recommended to anybody who wants a natural way to deal with aches and pains in the body.